Battery Operated

August 14, 2009 by Couples Click · Leave a Comment 

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous …


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The Doctors Wife

July 31, 2009 by Couples Click · Leave a Comment 

Every day I would give my wife oral sex. When she came she would squeeze her legs together with all her strength and the pressure would relieve the tension in my head. Try that every day …


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Hot Wife and the Doctor

July 17, 2009 by Couples Click · Leave a Comment 

Doctor, doctor, please kiss me! says the patient. No, I’m sorry, that would be against the code of ethics, says the doctor. Ten minutes later the patient says: Doctor, please, kiss me just once. No, I’m sorry, I just can’t! he says …


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Suzie a Parrot and a Priest

July 3, 2009 by Couples Click · Leave a Comment 

Suzie has a pet parrot that she totally adores, but every time she has male company over, her parrot blurts out, My name’s Sally, I’m a swinger! One evening, Suzie’s having her local priest over for dinner …


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Sperm Count

June 26, 2009 by Couples Click · Leave a Comment 

A 70 year old lifestyle man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow. The next day …


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To Swing or Not To Swing

June 12, 2009 by Couples Click · Leave a Comment 

After being in the lifestyle for some time, a couple has a heart to heart talk about if they are to continue swinging or not. The husband decides to take a walk out in the city and mull it over …


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Shagging

May 29, 2009 by Couples Click · Leave a Comment 

The elephant laughed and agreed then leant against a tree with her ass in the air. The mouse positioned him self behind the elephant on a tree stump and began hammering away like a mad man …


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Jack and Jane Went Swinging

May 15, 2009 by Couples Click · Leave a Comment 

The local swingers club had two employees, Jane and Jack. Both were superb with the customers, always kept the drinks flowing and joined in the fun whenever they could. The punters loved them …


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Dogging

May 1, 2009 by Couples Click · Leave a Comment 

After an argument Sue stormed upstairs and returned an hour later wearing a mini skirt resembling a scarf and a tight boob tube with thigh high boots on. George asked where she was going and was told Dogging …


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Swinger Escapes From Hell

April 17, 2009 by Couples Click · Leave a Comment 

A swinger died and went to Satan’s Swinging Hell. Scared and feeling hard done by he told the Devil there must be a mistake and that he should be upstairs. We hear this a lot, said the Devil So …


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