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Masturbation

Couples Click — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 15:00:03 +0000

While we would like to think that our private sexual activities are no one else’s business … This Just Isn’t The Case! So before you start getting your freak on, you may want to consider where you are. You may be breaking a ridiculous law!

in Utah…

Masturbation is considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment.

Couples Click Thinks …

LOL! Here we go with Utah again. For a state that is cool with polygamy .. they sure to seem uptight! (btw .. we support the rights of those who are polyamorous, as long as it it comes through free choice). Oh… and I would be serving a life sentence by now!

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Buying a Dildo

Couples Click — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 15:00:18 +0000

in Georgia…

It is illegal to purchase or possess Marital Aides such as vibrators, dildos, etc.

Couples Click Thinks …

Thats ok, Georgia has the best strip clubs and a ratio of 3 women to every one man!

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Growing a Mustache

Couples Click — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 15:00:23 +0000

While we would like to think that our private sexual activities are no one else’s business … This Just Isn’t The Case! So before you start going all Tom Sellek on her, you may want to consider where you are. You may be breaking a ridiculous law!

in Indiana…

Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans

Couples Click Thinks …

Makes it easy to find those who habitually kiss animals! In Indiana .. avoid men with mustaches!

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Cursing While Having Sex

Couples Click — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 15:00:46 +0000

in Willowdale, Oregon…

No man may curse while having sex with his wife.

Couples Click Thinks …

This is actually kind of hot! It means wives across Oregon are encouraged to talk naughty during sex!

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Wearing Patent Leather Shoes

Couples Click — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 15:00:49 +0000

While we would like to think that our intimate sexual activities are no one else’s business … This Just Isn’t The Case! So before you strap on those sexy patent leather shoes, hoping someone catches a peek, , you may want to consider where you are. You may be breaking some outrageous law!

In Cleveland, Ohio, women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes because a man might see her panties – or something else – in the reflection.

Couples Click Thinks …

Damn it. Looks like I have to back to fastening little mirrors on my shoes!

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Having Sex Without Permit

Couples Click — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 15:10:22 +0000

While we would like to think that our pets are immune from our ridiculous sex laws … This Just Isn’t The Case! So before sparky saddles up that foxy poodle next door, you may want to consider where you are. Your pet may be breaking a silly sex law!

in Ventura, California…

Cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

Couples Click Thinks …

If anyone actually has one of these permits … We would love to see it!

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Pleasuring a Man

Couples Click — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:00:07 +0000

While we would like to think that our personal sexual activities are no one else’s business … This Just Isn’t The Case! So before you start getting your freak on, you may want to consider where you are. You may be breaking a strange sex law!

in Skullbone, Tennessee…

A law bans a woman from pleasuring a man while he is sitting behind the wheel of any moving vehicle.

Couples Click Thinks …

Thankfully it doesn’t say anything about the back seat. There is more room back there anyways!

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Anything Other Than Missionary Position

Couples Click — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:00:44 +0000

While we would like to think that our intimate sexual activities are no one else’s business … This Just Isn’t So! So before you start bringing sexy back, you may want to consider where you are. You may be breaking a crazy sex law!

In Washington D.C.

The only acceptable sexual position is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

Couples Click Thinks …

Obviously a law written by a woman who’s husband once suggested doggy style! Hey wait .. did Hillary come up with this one?

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Having Sex In a Meat Locker

Couples Click — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:00:19 +0000

in Newcastle, Wyoming…

An ordinance specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store’s walk-in meat freezer!

Couples Click Thinks …

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Having Sex With Rodeo Clown

Couples Click — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 15:00:50 +0000

While we would like to think that our discrete sexual activities are no one else’s business … This Just Isn’t The Case! So before you start fucking a rodeo clown, you may want to consider where you are. You may be breaking some obscure sex law!

in Massachusetts…

At a rodeo it is illegal to have sex with a rodeo clown in the presence of horses.

Couples Click Thinks …

But it says nothing about a circus clown and elephants!

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