One evening, Suzie’s having her local priest over for dinner. She covers the cage with a sheet so the parrot won’t see the preist and blurt out anything embarrassing during his visit.

Later, while Suzie is off getting their drinks, the priest notices the covered cage. Curious, he lifts the sheet, and immediately, Sally says, My name’s Sally and I’m a swinger! Just then, Suzie walks in and hears what Sally has just said to the priest and is mortified. I’m SO SORRY, Father, please forgive me, I can’t seem to get my parrot to stop saying such horrible and nasty things…

The priest then tells Suzie that he’s got two parrots at home who are very well behaved and very religious… My female parrot, Rose, recites the Rosary on her beads every night, while my other parrot, Mike, faithfully reads the Bible every night. Why don’t you let me take Sally to my house for a few days so the boys can set her straight?

Suzie agrees and the Father leaves that night with her parrot. As soon as he gets home, he puts Sally in the cage with Mike and Rose who are deep in prayer over their rosary beads and bible. As soon as the preist leaves the room Sally loudly squaks to her new friends, My name’s Sally and I’m a swinger!

Patty looks up and says, Mike, put that Bible down! Our prayers have finally been answered!!

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