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The Doctors Wife

Couples Click — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 15:00:54 +0000

A man was suffering from severe headaches for years with no relief. After trying all the usual cures he was referred to a headache specialist by his family doctor.

The specialist asked him what his symptoms were and he replied, I get these blinding headaches kind of like a knife across my scalp and…

He was interrupted. And a heavy throbbing right behind the left ear? Yes! Exactly! How did you know?

Well I am the world’s greatest headache specialist, but I myself suffered from that same type of headache for many years. It is caused by a tension in the scalp muscles. This is how I cured it: Every day I would give my wife oral sex. When she came she would squeeze her legs together with all her strength and the pressure would relieve the tension in my head. Try that every day for two weeks and come back and let me know how it goes.

Two weeks went by and the man came back. Well, how do you feel? the doctor asked.

Doc, I’m a new man! I feel great! I haven’t had a headache since I started this treatment! I can’t thank you enough. And, by the way… You have a beautiful house!

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Knocking Off a Swingers Joke

Couples Click — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 15:00:52 +0000

Two guys Dave and Mick, worked on a building site and the foreman had a habit of knocking off at 2pm and telling the workforce to stay till 7pm. This particular day Mick said to Dave “Sod that. As soon as he goes I’m off. Lets knock it on the head”

As soon as the foreman had given them warning to stay til 7pm and disappeared the two friends knocked off. Dave, worried that his wife would hassle him for not putting the hours in decided to stay away from home and pop to the local swingers club. As he entered he noticed a large crowd were gathered round the voyeur window. Curious, he went and looked into the room to see his wife being spit roasted by the foreman and another guy.

The next day the foreman issued his warning about knocking off before 7pm and left. Mick turned to Dave and said, Are we knocking off again mate?

Fuck off said Dave, I nearly got caught yesterday!

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Swap His Wife

Couples Click — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 15:00:51 +0000

Sarah was reading a newspaper while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. Listen to this, she said. There’s a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.

Hmmm, her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.
Teasing him, Sarah said, Would you swap me for a season ticket?

Absolutely not, he said.

How sweet, Sarah said. Tell me why not.

Season’s more than half over, he said

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